WAHAHA the fun thing about chemistry(: miss tham just showed us chemistry of woman today :D it was darn funny. heh this is only what i could remember~ LOL ;]
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
-Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
-Boils at absolutely nothing but freezes for no apparent reason
-Melts whenever treated properly
-Very bitter when mishandled
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
-Highly unstable
-Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
-Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
-The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
-Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
-Can greatly aid relaxation
-Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
-Turns green when placed alongside with a superior specimen
-Highly explosive in inexperienced hands
-Possession of more than one is possible but specimens should never see each other
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